(got home wearing an asymmetric tee that showed off one of my shoulders)
grandma: your shoulder is showing.
me: I know.
grandma: …it’s still showing.
me: …I know.
grandma: well… cover it.
grandma: will you please get dressed properly?
me: (take off the t-shirt so I’m only in jeans and my bra) better?
grandma: … you are just like your grandfather.